Are you “regular?” Or “cute, but not handsome?”
Oh, are you also between 9 and 12? Then you could be the next, and real “Ralphie.”
Fox is looking for this exact kid to carry their live “Christmas Story” broadcast, which leads to another thing – you also have to be an “excellent” singer, and be able to carry the entire 3 hour show.
Sound like you? Perfect. You can submit your application here.
Good luck! Don’t shoot your eye out.